Literally Everyone: Avoid Crowds to Avoid the Apocalypse

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 03/13/2020 at 12:18 • Filed to: Ban Doug, Seriously Ban Doug, Doug Demuro, Doug, Demuro, Rare Dougs, Rare Demuros, more doug demuro, Auto Trader Dot Com Slash Oversteer

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Literally Doug DeMuro: This

Chariotoflove > For Sweden 03/13/2020 at 12:24

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We will soon all be socializing as surrogates. The future is filled with Bruce Willis robots with fake looking comb overs. 

Ash78, voting early and often > For Sweden 03/13/2020 at 12:25

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Millenials: OH THANK GOD FINALLY I OFFICIALLY DON’T HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE!

/s

For Sweden > Ash78, voting early and often 03/13/2020 at 12:28

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Meanwhile, the boomers think this is all a hoax, and will soon kill us all.

Ash78, voting early and often > For Sweden 03/13/2020 at 12:31

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Joke’s on them with a 40-ish percent death rate at the upper age ranges.

Seriously, though, if I was over 60 I’d just be staying at home for the next month. Most of the rest of us can probably keep normal life rolling along (for the most part) but a lot of this is to protect those we come in contact with. Ironically it’s probably the young kids doing all of the carrying, but none of the dying.

AestheticsInMotion > Ash78, voting early and often 03/13/2020 at 12:43

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Even better, t hink of how many older folk are likely ordering grubhub/ubereats/doordash/ instacart/etc. To allow them to keep inside.

Most of those delivery drivers are both young, and more likely to get infected than just about anyone else

For Sweden > AestheticsInMotion 03/13/2020 at 12:48

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Most boomers I’ve seen are at restaurants complaining about how their kids are causing a fake crisis.

AestheticsInMotion > For Sweden 03/13/2020 at 12:50

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And yet they all get a bit g rey around the gills when I start coughing in public